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Diary Of A Genius
TEX AXILE





It has occurred to me that the average member of the college graduating class of 2002 was born in 1980, and chances are is too young to remember any of the escapades the 1980's had to offer. Oh, sure, they probably heard rumors from their older siblings — you know, the black pumps and pink lipstick, Converse high-tops and Electric Youth perfume, the Culture Clubbers (I swear we thought Boy George was a girl...) and Madonnabees and Durannies and Trannies...

Wait. What was that last one?

Ah, yes, the Trannies.

It has also occurred to me that not everyone spent their free time at vinyl sales in New York’s West Village (99 cents, you find it you keep it! Ah, the good old days...). So, as a quick review: the Durannies went loco for Duran Duran. The Trannies were the late 1980's punk-pop outfit Transvision Vamp -- which, if you grew up on my side of the Atlantic, was underground "college" music that was "indie" enough to make it to the pre-Matt Pinfield 120 Minutes.

Almost ten (!) years after the release of Pop Art, Tex Axile, the band’s former drummer/keyboardist/programmer/international sex symbol (I'm kidding about the last one), has put forth Diary of a Genius, a brilliant solo album that combines rhythm and blues, pop rock, and a whole lotta New York attitude.

Diary opens up with "This Lovely World," a celebration of the simple lyric and off-beat tempo that made R.E.M. the staple of the early 1980's college circuit. It may be a little uneven at times, but with lyrics like "This lovely world/this lovely feeling/Is it just love/that gives it meaning," Axile kicks the Third Eye Blinds and Matchbox 20's of the world square in the seat of their collective pants with genuine feeling and emotion.

Peruse through the rest of Diary with the same aplomb and expectations — flash into a funky jive in the Soul Coughing/ "Super Bon Bon" vein with "Slugs and Snails," fall head over heels for Liam Gallagher’s spiritual brother and lyrical soul mate in "It’s So Hard," and simply enjoy the nouveau bohemian poetry of "I Love," a song laden with tasty guitar licks and drum-funky beats and by far the album’s strongest showing.

This album, though, is not for the brainless or manically depressed. If you fall into either of these categories, be prepared to be heavily medicated after hearing "Car in a Lake," a serious tune guaranteed to somber the perkiest of listeners. And while the ultra-conservative may go running to the hallowed halls of the local church to say a few novenas after listening to the cacklingly funny "A.B.F.C. and P.", a tribute to four letter words, they're almost guaranteed to be offended after "Cut Throat". With little more than an acoustic rhythm guitar setting the beat for a song that deals with the break-ups and good-byes of every nice guy's worst nightmare, Tipper Gore et al had better be prepared for their worst nightmare since Prodigy's "Smack My Bitch Up" with lyrics that pull no punches about bashing brains in, vehicular manslaughter, and acts considered punishable by nearly every state, federal, international, and astral law.

Overall, though, rock music fans should not be disappointed with Diary of a Genius. Granted, rock music in recent years has lost some of its loyal followers thanks to radio overkill and the major label signing of such bands as No Doubt. But if you’re ready to come back — if you’re just waiting for something to tickle your ears and flash you back to the days of Sub Pop and Captain Beefheart — start with this, and work your way up. I’ll keep you posted.
Order it exclusively through the website at http://texaxile.com.

Released by Moist Oar/Sperm Boy Productions

WAV FILES :
http://texaxile.com/world.wav -- THIS LOVELY WORLD
http://texaxile.com/love.wav -- I LOVE
http://texaxile.com/slugs.wav -- SLUGS AND SNAILS
http://texaxile.com/hard.wav -- IT'S SO HARD


Review by Bernadette : tenel_ka@sprynet.com