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Jan-Mikael's EARS:

 

Biography & why I write reviews::

I'm a composer, recording studio owner, guitarist/upright bassist who has studied theory / harmony for 2 decades, spent years practicing with a metronome, and have played everything from Finnish tangos to jazz fusion. I write 21st century chamber music, and perform regularly with a tango group and a progressive metal band. My 'day job' (I'm a VP with a large financial institution) finances my addiction to recording and my CD habit. I own CD's ranging from ABBA to Zoetrope.

I have wasted inordinately large amounts of money buying CD's recommended by 'reviewers' who base their 'reviews' on narrow fields of reference, couched in 'sounds like (insert band)' references, or, worse, blanket statements exhorting me to 'buy it' based on their recommendation alone.

My EARS:
Examination:
(What is it supposed to be? Press/promotion/packaging)
Analysis:
(What is it really? Musical/lyrical evaluation. Content/message. Production values?)


Rating scale:
1: Inferior: lacks originality and/or musical authority; sub-standard production values and/or compositions; plagiarism and /or necrophilia evident

2: Mediocre: competently executed but doesn't deliver as promised or meet expectations; derivative or generic musically/lyrically

3: Average: offers solid production values; demonstrates ability to be original and/or musically/lyrically competent; makes appropriate choices

4: Excellent: original compositions and pristine production values; musically mature and/or sophisticated; achieves balance between musical and lyrical intent versus stated goals

5: Superb: unique concept married expertly with high level of musicianship and lyrical skill; encourages adherence to their viewpoint/philosophy; demands attention and or repeated listens to appreciate fully

Summary:
(Does it deliver what it promises? Who would want to buy it or why buy it ?)
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Send CD's to:
Jan-Mikael Erakare
208 East Ave
Albion NY 14411
Please feel free to email me @ erakare@netscape.net

DISCLAIMER:
If I bought the disc, I will review it. If you give it to me/send me a copy for review, I will give you an opportunity to challenge my viewpoint before I post it!